Role Models: Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin, David Hasselhoff, Perez Hilton

Musical Influences: Vanilla Ice, Michael Bolton, Bette Middler, Nickelback, Kid Rock, Jonas Brothers, and the surviving member of Milli Vanilli

Personal Ambitions: I'm trying to save up just enough money to have my 3rd nipple removed...I think that will be for the better...yeah, that's going to be life-changing.

Proudest Life Achievement: Hearing the doctor say, "That ain't your kid."

Dear Reader,

I hope you've made it this far. Further to that, I hope you've picked up on my sarcasm -though they say there's always some truth in our humour...hmmm? ;) And if you're actually looking for someone who matches the above profile, I think my family keeps a half-sibling somewhere in the rural U.S....just let me know and I'll happily forward you his contact info.

Me: I'm fun, outgoing and level-headed. I'm going after what I want in life and hopefully giving back along the way.

I'm not here to learn how to fish...one great catch is plenty. :)

I'm looking to meet a fun and thoughtful lady who has a beautiful personality, a good heart, and a positive outlook on life. And hopefully we can help each other along the way as we realize our dreams.

Look forward to hearing from you!

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Share our pasts with one another...and maybe take the first steps towards our future...