Thanks for visiting my page. I'm the normal paradox (slighty self self-aggrandising term?), shy at first, loud later. I'm an eternal optimist and (bestowed by others) witty (my humour is fairly constant, dry, dark and, for a truly post modern experience, self-deprecating). By now you'd have guessed that i'd make a lousey salesman (although I could put my proverbial shiny suit and tie on and rephrase that as uncontrollably honesty).
I get interested in pretty much anything and everything, enjoy the tiled pubs of the city, can successfully navigate the drinks section at Sainsburys and not appear out of place in a nice restaurant.

A tailor made experience