| coug4 :
Wild Oats are now Shredded Wheat |
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| City |
Hamilton Ontario |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Pisces |
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Height | 5' 10" (178 cm)
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| Age |
62 |
| Gender |
Man |
| Body Type |
Average |
| Religion |
Non-Religious |
| Hair Color |
Mixed Color |
| Private Images |
No | | Chemistry |
N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A |
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
Often |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Separated |
| Profession |
advertising sales |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
N/A |
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| | About Me |
| | If you can name three [3] of the six [6] kings of England named George then you are probably too smart for me. The woman of my dreams is old enough to remember when Michael Jackson was black and 'gay' meant happy. If you are between 53 and 55 [54 would be perfect] and you are tall enough to reach the gravy bowl in the top cupboard without asking me to get off the couch, then we may have a future. If you consider yourself to be sophisticated [dull] and classy [boring] and your idea of a 'wild and decadent' time is having a second piece of cheescake plus you have a dog with a monogramed sweater and matching booties then we wouldn't have a future. I love real dogs.
If you are a 38DD,I am hopeful that you can spell CAT [kat would be close enough] but
you must have a 20" waistline to hook me.I want a woman who wishes Elvis was still alive and all the impersonators were dead.You're not on this site looking for sex because you know it only leads to dancing. You drink and smoke alot and you're usually available at closing time, telling me how much I remind you of Tom Selleck. You also have amazing oral talents and can teach me how to siphon gas.
Enough about you..what about me. I still need a hairbrush,I'll leave the seat down,and I'm told that I look like the actor David Carradine with my longish but clean hair.I don't have an earring nor do I have tattoos, in fact it scares me to think that in 30 years there will be millions of old ladies with tattoos running around. I'm not weird..no stalking, cyber-stalking or wearing your stockings. Lastly, I plead with you not to take your frustration out on me. It's not my fault that most of the handsome, kind, sensitive and caring men already have boyfriends. Believe me ladies... there are still a few good, decent looking men left over for you. Please know that I smoke. |
| | First Date |
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I would want to go somewhere really, really relaxing. I'm extremely tired as I write this. I just got home from a 5 km run and I finally had to stop, turn around and say " Lady, take your purse back!!!" Maybe someplace original like Tim's? |
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coug4 has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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