| Tigerman34 The Dolphin:
I'd rather Laugh with the Sinners :>) |
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SaintCatharines Ontario |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Leo |
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Height | 5' 10" (178 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Hang Out |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Living Together |
| Profession |
Yes |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Not sure why they want you to choose a fish. Some of the selections aren't even fish.
I chose a dolphin (not a fish) because they're smart and adventurous. They get treated better in captivity (finest fish); don't end up on restaurant menus in the Western Hemisphere and people think they're cute even though they might behave badly.
Besides, with the exception of a whale, nobody really gives a sh!t if any other sea creature gets stuck in a net.
I shave my head, make my own destiny and don't let situations or people bother me.
I'm not a Boob, Leg or Ass guy. Why the hell do women ask that?
If I was particular my profile would say something like: "Assless or bigass woman wanted!"
If your sentences have all one words. I don't want to chat with you!
They make funny cartoons to insult people like that. DOH!
I don't mind giving my opinion if you ask but don't expect it to be SUGAR CANDY COATED.
There's enough guys who'll suck up to you and say what you want to hear.
Here's some of the funniest lines/quotes I've seen on women's profiles:
* My dislikes hmm:: Momma's boys, pot heads, pervs, creepy web cam men
* No, I don't want to see your weiner
* No criminals either no matter how mild you think it may have been
* Don't really want to define my tastes in negative comments so i'll keep it positive and the guys with 2 teeth and broken down trucks can just figure it out for themselves.
* living with your mom is a huge turn off for me
* Must be employed
* I can be a bossy, controlling, talkative woman
* Prefer to meet someone that is normal and has all their own teeth
* LOOKING FOR MR. RIGHT ...IV'E ALREADY MET MR. RUDE...MR. CHEAP...& MR. MARRIED !!!
* No dirt bags. No in between jobs, no "my baby daddy", no crazy ex's,
* If I can't pronounce your name, I will not answer!
* If you have no self esteem, or self confidence, then we may not be a match
* I would be open to just about anything (apart from a clandestine rendevous in your crack den in Scarborough).
* Must not have back hair or dog breath.
* I'm not looking for a man who's trying to rediscover his inner child...we all know how Michael Jackson turned out.
 Gotta Love it!!!!!!!
Sense of HUMOUR. YES ! It makes the World go round !
Oh Yes...F-Them all if they can't take a joke !!
 and they can kiss this little green guys ass too...lol
I've never met a woman off of here; no sure if I ever will and I'm not looking for multiple adventures.
If I ever decide to meet a lady, it won't be a woman whose into experimenting with multiple partners/head games.
If you're down to Earth and want to chat, give me a ring!
If your ears are ringing and you hear things outside of Earth, stay the F?CK away from me.
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| | First Date |
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I like to sit by the water in a quiet location with a bottle of wine and chat until the ants crawl up my a$$, then I'm outa there !
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Tigerman34 has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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Female
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
Must not do drugs
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