Mildly amusing with a bit of flair if I do say so myself. MBA-toting, job-having, citizen of the USA looking for someone completely frickin' awesome to have fun with till the breaka-breaka-dawn.

Some stuff about me...
1. I really do have my MBA (which means I really am a master).
2. I don't have an accent.
3. I am a reader and have spent many afternoons browsing B&N.
4. I am both a Giants and a Jets fan.
5. I know the difference between there/their/they're, too/to/two/, etc.
6. Sarcasm is my thing.
7. I am a NYC-aholic.
8. I love to watch the Discovery Channel.
9. On True Blood I think Eric is leaps and bounds cooler than Bill.
10. People are amazed by my intelligence and wit ;-)

You:
1. Employed.
2. Funny.
3. Single.
4. Have a shirt on in your pics.
5. Confident.
6. Watch football on Sunday and Monday night (or will be cool with me watching).
7. Don't have some weird-ass Asian fetish and won't ask me to wear a kimono on our first date.
8. Willing to be goofy.
9. Not an alcoholic, drug addict, convicted felon, etc.
10. Love to laugh.

So, if you meet the above stated criteria, please feel free to give me a shout. Although it might seem contrary to what I have written, I'm a really down to earth chick who likes to watch football on Sundays, wear jeans, hang with good people and laugh to the point where you almost pee your pants but never do (key = never do).

Here are soft spots: You love animals and will take me to the zoo, you want children but not today, you aren't a workaholic but you do work hard, you are happy and just want someone to compliment your life - not consume it or be the focal point of it, you love the beach and have the travel bug.

If the night is nice, let's get some chestnuts and walk through Central Park. If we get along, we can grab wine in my hood. Ooh, or we can act like kids and go ice skating, eat ice cream and get silly! Sundays are off, though - must reserve them for FOOTBALL unless you can come up with something better :-)