Took time off to travel, learn to ride a motorcycle & make jewelry (not all at the same time, I am not that coordinated).

Then I got addicted to the Harry Potter books and spent a month barely leaving my home.

So - by court order - I have left my dwelling and thought I would see what is going on out there and what kind of trouble I can get into.

So - about me - I am very funny but don't ask me to perform, not a trained seal. I have a bit of an odd sense of humor, randy at times but never spiteful or mean.

Pretty easy going, medium maintenance (I do like to shower daily, with soap) and I am very much a girly girl!

Love flaming hot cheetos dipped in sour cream, sushi, sour patch kids, black licorice, Escargot, beef jerky, pate, caviar, champagne, beer and cotton candy.

And bowling - even have my own shoes! Nothing says sexy like bowling shoes!

Don't have cable but love TV! Difficult to get Mythbusters and The Girls Next Door without cable but I am not above mooching off of friends who have cable.

HATE working out but do it at least 3 times a week, wish it were more, but I have to do something so that I can eat those flaming hot cheetos, beer and cotton candy.

My musical tastes are wide and varied - techno, alternative, disco, oldies, newies!

Try always to be honest but realize sometimes being sensitive to others feelings means dipping into the "white lie" bag (but feel free to tell me if you think my outfit sucks - my brothers do, so why not others)!

Very independent and need lots of "me" time but enjoy spending time with good people.

Think it would be fun to meet new people, have a social life and not get into the drama of having to figure out where "this" is going and where will we be in a few years.

In short - not looking for a husband. Had one of those, and as long as no one digs more then 6 feet under my old back yard..................

Kidding - told you my humor was randy!

Really looking to meet fun people and go out. Not looking to play "shrink" for anyone - you know, the people who email pretending to want to meet but they really want to kevetch about their ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, current girlfriend, chicks they meet on dating websites who don't return emails or calls.

There is no "Free Help" booth in my front yard. I just don't do the shrink thing! Unless paid an extraordinary amount of cash (flaming hot cheetos are not free)!

Only message me if you want to actually meet and see if there is a connection! Oh - and your picture is from this century, I mean decade, I mean year!!!!

BTW, I was raised in Europe, love to travel abroad and have a Masters Degree. If your idea of fun is a 6-pack and a tractor pull we probably won't have a lot in common. Nothing WRONG with those things, they just don't interest me; but I do wish you the best of luck in your search!

So that is some of who I am - but not the sum of who I am! Ha - that was clever!

Hope to talk soon.

Let's do a "Meet and Greet" first over coffee, beer, cookies.

If there is chemistry, we can go from there!