THE BELOW FUNNY CATCH PHRASES ARE NOT MEANT TO HARM OR INSULT ANYONE. IF YOU FIND THEM TO BE OFFENSIVE, TAKE A CHILL PILL AND BE STILL.. THESE DAYS YOU NEED TO PUT IN A DISCLAIMER WHEN MAKING A FUNNY... HAVE A GREAT DAY... MIKE... LADIES, PICS OF YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN A LESBIAN LOVE LOCK POSE IS PROBABLY THE REASON YOU'RE SINGLE, GO SIGN ON WITH THE PLENTYOFSNAPPER DATE SITE PLEASE!!! WOMEN WITH TEN DOGS GO TO PLENTYOFCANINES, A BIG BONED GERMAN SHEPARD MIGHT SUFFICE... LADIES, AS FOR YOUR BODY TYPE IF "YOU PERFER NOT TO SAY" I PERFER NOT TO DATE YOU. IF YOU ARE "MORE" THEN A FEW POUNDS OVER WEIGHT, FIND SOMEONE TO SHARE A CHEESEBURGER, FRIES, AND OF COURSE A DIET COKE WITH... IF YOUR "STUFF" CANNOT BE PLEASED BECAUSE YOU'RE ADDICTED EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY TO A MECHANICAL OBJECT... EX: THE RABBITT, PLEASE REDIRECT YOURSELF TO THE LOCAL SEX SHOP... AND FOR YOU ANGRY TYPES, SPARE ME THE HATE MAIL, I LIVE MY LIFE ACCORDING TO ME, NOT YOU... NOW ABOUT ME, FORMER NEW YORKER, LOOKING FOR SINCERE WOMEN TO ENGAGE IN A PROGRESSIVE LIFESTYLE... FOR SHE MUST BE FIT AND INTO HERSELF MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY AND POSSESS QUALITIES RELATED TO CLASS, DIGNITY, INTELLIGENCE, SAVVY AND SOPHISTICATION... SHE CAN BE SHORT OR TALL, BUT I DO HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR TALLER WOMEN AS I AM 6'6"...ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO ORDER A FINE WINE OR CHINESE TAKEOUT... ABOUT ME...I THINK I'M HILARIOUS, YOU MAY NOT...I THINK I'M SMART, YOU MAY NOT...I THINK I'M SPIRITUAL, YOU MAY NOT...I THINK I'M SPONTANEOUS, YOU MAY NOT... I THINK I'M SEXY, YOU WILL TOO.. I THINK I'M PASSIONATE, YOU WILL TOO... NOT LOOKING TO PLEASE ALL, JUST ONE...OTHER THEN THAT, I HAVE THE SAME QUALITIES AS EVERYONE ELSE WHO POSTS ON THESE SITES. IMAGINE THAT.LOL. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR BAGGAGE AT THE LOST AND FOUND, AS I PRACTICE A ZERO TOLERANCE RULE FOR INSECURE AND CONFRONTATIONAL WOMEN... LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING SOMEONE OF QUALITY, AS I TRULY LOVE WOMEN AND THEIR FEMININE QUALITIES... CIAO BELLA'S... MIKE...

ANY WOMEN INTERESTED IN DATING A NICE LOOKING NEW YORK ITALIAN WITH A ZEST FOR FINE DINING AND A COMPLIMENTARY WINE...THIS GENTLMAN WOULD LOVE TO EXPERIENCE A TRUE MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION AND THE PRESENCE OF AN ATTRACTIVE LADY...THE NIGHT ENDS AT YOUR DISCRETION...MAY IT BE A LATE ONE...