I am a divorced father of two teens. If you understand my tag line, it only means that you remember the good old days when pop was served ice cold in glass bottles...those were the days! And yes, I still call it "POP" because that's what it is!
I do not eat ketchup, mustard or mayo. Good picante sauce takes the place of those.
A good time for me is spending time with fun people doing fun things. If the people or the things aren't so fun, I'll do my level best to change that. I try to have fun at 'fun'erals... It only makes sense! But I can be serious, if I HAVE to be.

I was born and raised in a small Iowa town where if I did something, Mom knew it before I got home. Kept my nose clean for just that reason, too! I think every kid needs to grow up that way and, believe it or not, that whole 'villiage to raise a child' thing is the only thing I agree with 'shewhomustnotbenamed'....on.

Short and sweet...that's me!

Casual and easy going atmosphere is probably the best.
There's nothing more embarrassing than choking on your food or shooting your drink out your nose in a fancy eating establishment!
Don't get me wrong, there's no guarantee that you'll find me the least bit amusing. I don't really try that hard to be, but if you have broccoli in your teeth, rest assured I won't allow you the pleasure of not knowing about it until you get home and look in the mirror.
Yes, I can be polite and hold my pinky properly while sipping wine. But people who look down their nose at someone just because their napkin isn't in their lap don't rate any higher on the totem pole of life than anyone else.

It's been........hmmm, I guess DECADES since I've been on anything resembling a date. That right there may explain why I'm on this site at all....but I'm definitely open to learning!