Hey there and thanks for taking the time to cgeck out my page. I have made some changes on here. I am here just looking for friends at the moment, but anything can happen if the right person catches my interest. I moved out here to Cali about 3 yrs ago from Baltimore, (GO RAVENS) and I love it. I am an east coast guy at heart, which means I don't like stupidity and I am very straight forward. I will never tell you what you what to hear, but I will always tell you whats on my mind. With that said, I came out here to pursue my comedy carerr and I work as a bartender to pay those damn bills. By the way, whoever invented bills should be shot at close range.
I am a very outgoing and fun person who loves to live life to the fullest everyday. I don't like stress and I don't want it around me. I am looking to meet real, down to earth people who don't take this thing called life too serious. Oh yeah, I hate when people say "Life is Short". Life is the longest thing anyone of us will ever do. Before I go I want to share some funny lines with you and if you like any of them, I think we will definately get along, enjoy.

Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else.
Anything worth taking serious is worth making fun of.
Death is hereditary.
Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping pil and a laxitive in the same night.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
There are 3 kinds of people. Those that can count and those that can't.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Sex is like air, its not important unless you're not getting any.
I didn't say it was your fault I said I was going to blame you.
and finally, Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. YES is the answer.

I have many more, hope you liked. Don't be afraid to leave a note when visiting my page. I may just be the friend you were missing.

My first date would be a feeling out process. It would be something outdoors and fun like miniature golf or go-cartting. I am really a big kid at heart. Of course we would eat at some point. Mainly t would be a one o one getting to know each other date while having fun and being competitive. I hate losing so if you beat me, DATE OVER!!!!!! JK.