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*** Dating Application Form ***
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(Please fill out all sections, failure may result in a rejected application)
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Section 1. Identification
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Name __________________________________________
Age: __ over 21, __under 21, __ under 18, __ still in primary
Were you: __Born, __Adopted, __Hatched, __Found on front porch, __other:_____________
Height: ______ Weight: _______ Hair Color: _______ Ring Size: _______
Marital Status: __Single, __Engaged, __Other (if other discontinue and tear up form)

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Section 2. Family Background
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Do you live with your parents? __ Yes, __ No
If "Yes", is there enough room to continue living there after marriage? __Yes, __No

Is their refrigerator always stocked? __Yes, __No

Is there a history of mental illness in your family? __Yes, __No

Do you have any royal blood? __Yes, __No

Is your father friendly? __Yes, __No
Does he own a gun? __Yes, __No If yes what caliber? ___________
Has he ever used it? __Yes, __No
Would you say he is a: __Good shot, __Fair shot, __Poor shot, __Big shot

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Section 3. Personal Information
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Did you receive any Girl Scout awards? __Yes, __No
If "yes" which ones? ________________________________________________

What is the highest level of education you have achieved? __________________________
*If illiterate, please supply name of person filling this out: _____________________

Do you: __Please easily, __Anger Easily, __Gossip, _Snore

Do you dress mostly in: __Mini skirts, __Jogging pants, __Whatever's clean

Do you use make-up? __Yes, __No
If "yes" how much? __light, __medium, __heavy, __caked on
Is it really necessary? __Yes, __No

Have you ever been arrested? __Yes, __No
If so, for what? _____________________________________________________________

Your personality: __Excellent, __Good, __Fair, __Poor, __Bad, __N/A

Would you consider a Big Mac meal and a DIET COKE, being on a diet? __Yes, __No

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Section 4. Miscellaneous
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Do you kiss on the first date? __Yes, __No, __Depends on the person

Do you close your eyes when you kiss? __Yes, __No, __Only one eye

Do you cover your mouth when you yawn/sneeze? __Yes, __No

Do you use mouthwash? __Yes, __No

Do you have a boyfriend? __Yes, __No
Is he: __Heavyweight, __Lightweight, __Featherweight, __Wimp, __Eats stuff raw

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(I hereby certify that all questions have been answered, to the best of my ability)


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