I am splendifferous, uniquely creative, and dynamic.

My Self-Summary
I have learned throughout my time some very important life tips that may or may not help you on your journey.
Life tips such as Life Tip #237:
Never lend your fog machine to a guy who wants to set it up near a smoke detector. Or better yet, make sure he uses it improperly to get out of school for an afternoon.

What's cool about the fact that I own a fog machine, is that for years me and some friends set up a haunted house in my garage every Halloween. Its things like haunted houses in your garage that bring out the ingenuity in people. Power drills make witches stir brew, oscillating fans can make heads spin, and of course, the fog.

That inventiveness carried me into college where I majored in criminal justice and sociology. (I also found some time for some ROTC and to hone my technology prowess)

I'm known in my family as the fixer man, if it has an error, virus or a blank tv screen, I get to be the hero of the day. Superman better watch out!
My friends laugh with me, at least that's what I think. That is, except for the time I adamantly fought for my idea that sushi was a fish caught off the northern coast of Japan; at that moment I don't think they were laughing with me because, I wasn't laughing.

Like most guys in St. Louis, I love the Cardinals. In fact I was at the last game ever at Bush Stadium II.

I have climbed in City Museum, seen the Cathedral Mosaics, the Art Museum and all that makes St. Louis Great.
So what do you think is the best attraction St. Louis has to offer?...
Really?...
I like that place too. We should go.

I own socks that are more colors than black and white. I know that a brown belt goes with brown shoes and a black belt goes with a ninja. Beyond that, my fashion sense is more than t-shirt and jeans but less than the black tie affair.

I'm unquestionably questionable. Or was that delectably delirious? No no, it was fantastically fanatic.
You know, you're right, that was charmingly cheesy. (but it was the good cheese, right?)


What I’m doing with my life?
Currently I am on these quests:
-- A quest to find the grail.
-- A quest to burninate the village.
-- A quest to find out if the man who told me I have a plethora has any idea what it means to have a plethora.
-- A quest to find you.
-- And a quest to find a killer barbecue joint. Happen to know of any around that are as good as Super Smokers?

Really however, I work in safety and regulatory compliance for facility operations in a not-for profit company.
Pretty much my job consists of researching how many ways one can be unsafe on the job and preventing such unsafe from happening.

I’m really good at
Stuff. Completely random stuff.
I can swing dance, but ask me to dance to rap and I stink.
Coloring inside the lines is a skill I have.
I can cook.
I can sing the lyrics to songs after only hearing them once or twice.
I am also really good at remembering that little thing you told me you liked and making sure that it pops up at a time to completely surprise you.


The first things people usually notice about me
People notice me? Sweet. My cool glasses make it hard to miss me. Add that to the fact my height is 6'2'' and I stand out like the candy salesman at a dental convention.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
One awesome job I once had was being a Wedding and Prom DJ, so my musical tastes are very eclectic. (I am also not ashamed to say I know the cupid shuffle and electric slide, also would be more than willing to teach you)

For example, my iPod has 2415 songs on it.
And the last 10 songs that were played:
Fleetwood Mac -- Tell Me Lies
Jay Z / Linkin Park -- 99 Problems/Points of Authority
Smiling Face -- James Taylor
Revolution -- The Beatles
You Belong With Me -- Taylor Swift
Black Mercedes -- One Block Radius
We Will Become Silhouettes -- Postal Service
Gotta be Sombody -- Nickelback
Geek in the Pink -- Jason Mraz
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go -- Wam!

I would also like to shamelessly plug the new Micheal Buble CD, Crazy Love; I think he's a pretty good artist.

I eat anything that doesn't move on the plate, but have a special love in my heart for barbecue, huevos rancheros and a good amaretto and coke.
The six things I could never do without
My Glasses.
Pants.
Communication.
Love.
A broken in pair of tennis shoes.
Music.


I spend a lot of time thinking about
You. In a totally creepy stalker-ish way. I mean, wait, I think about puppies!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I once had a roommate put Habenero sauce in my mouth whilst I was napping with my mouth open.


You should message me if:
*You think Budweiser, Ribs, Toasted Ravioli and Gooey Butter Cake is a good dinner (and you know the commonality between those items).
*Laying out a blanket in a field and gazing out at the stars seems like a neat thing to do.
*Flopping on a couch watching a movie, visiting a local restaurant, going to a professional sporting event, or dancing in the moonlight pique your interest.
*You love life and have fun!
*My uniquely creative personality hasn't made you crazy yet.

Better yet, you should message me because you're awesome and that's what awesome people do.
So press the button above that says wink, or maybe that other one that says message, and see what happens!

For starters a first date would have to include you and me. Probably food and an activity of some sort, one of your choosing.
After that, we'll see where it goes.