Alright so, some basic points about me, I've been living in China for the past four years and decided to come back and give LA living another shot. I must admit I really missed all the freeway shootings, particularly the beautiful helicopters that fly around when shots are fired.
I love to travel and experience different cultures and especially foods with interesting additives, tape worm is the best, thanks again, China! I love working with disabled children or just kids for that matter and have based a lot of aspects of my life/career on it. I absolutely love to draw, paint and sculpt and especially invent, anything from educational products to military stuff. I enjoy engaging in mind stimulating conversation about anything but if we get into politics or religion I may require the use of sock puppets. I have to admit, I'm pretty weird...but in a good way, two out of five doctors can't be wrong! I usually change careers about every 3 years because I get bored but the only thing that really keeps me going is designing stuff for kids. I'm successful but still drive the same car I had before I went to China... go maggot wagon! The way I see it, why not spend money on things that really count like amazing life experiences, however that doesn't mean I'm cheap. I've been known to throw down 85 cents for extra whopper meat. Well, if you're still reading by now I've probably managed to filter out the super serious people. I tend to joke around a lot and think it's important to laugh at yourself and especially other people, in a nice way of course..

Most of all I'm sincere, I swear! I don't play head games and can spot people who do a mile away. Not looking for one night stands since I have too many kids running around already jk! I like giving foot massages unless your feet look like burnt potato skins, see, I'm a giver! In all, I'm looking for someone to hang out with who is fun and open then just go from there. Oh, and I recently changed my body type from average to athletic since I did a couple sit ups the other day..

Good sense of humor and willingness to try new things = bonus points
Slightly weird is good, unless your name is Mod and have more than 5 cats
Drama = negative 5 points + penalty

I'm definitely random...but I promise you'll have fun!