LIFE: If I had ONE, would I be on this site?:
CYNICAL?...who ME!
MY QUEST is for
BEAUTY!
To be more specific,
BEAUTIFUL FEMALE FACES. And yes, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
As the poet said:
"Beauty is TRUTH and TRUTH is BEAUTY!" I am guilty of violating Kipling's poem "IF".
I have lived MY life making "dreams MY master".
I am considerate, sincere, serious, sensitive, kind, witty,a procrastinator, A LONER, a gentleman, and a perpetual dreamer.
I highly appreciate voluptuous(bountiful) females with enchanting beautiful faces, a mind and emotional makeup, above that of a door knob. Intelligence,common sense, and creativity, highly prized.
SHE Must
NOT have undergone an
EXORCISM in the past six months, be a current member of Hell's Angels, have been employeed as a house-haunter, a casket modeler, or have won first prize in a nose picking contest.
And PLEASE!
NO PHD graduates from
EDITH BUNKER "DING-BAT" UNIVERSITY.
Should she be excessively wealthy and desire nothing more than spoiling me completely rotten, I would make allowances for that.:
I am REPULSED by our barbaric MINDLESS, uncouth society! The disgusting bad manners of a populace that has been taught a "value" system by half-baked "flash in the pan" celebrities who worship at the altar of the golden calf.
Am I the only one gagging on all the vile language, tattoos,PANHANDLING, body piercings, bad breath, disgusting body odors, belching, burping and flatulence in all its manifestations?
And should I forget, the scourge of the earth TELE-MARKETERS!
I detest CATS:
(agents of HELL)!
I abhor current inane beliefs, such as ASTROLOGY (the "stylish" RELIGION for the totally MINDLESS), "What is YOUR sign?"...this question immediately marks one as a first class "air-head"... in my NOT so humble opinion.
And if I hear the word "AWESOME", "sassy", "rocks", or "pumped" one more time, it is back into my straight jacket I go.
Are there no government grants or programs for the linguistically paralyzed?
Basically, I hold conservative viewpoints. I see MUCH of "modern" society as a huge hideous overflowing, toilet bowl. This is choreographed by a degenerate Hollywood and the INANE, VULGAR, mass media.
Where are the laws against MIND POLLUTION...ghetto blasters, BOOM BOXES, phone solicitations, violence filled T.V., depraved modern "music", road rage and grossness in all forms...?
Are WE all to become MINDLESS VULGAR ROBOTS???
JUST WHO IS RESPONSIBLE, for putting
JERRY SPRINGER in CHARGE of OUR society?
I don't recall his name on the ballot, the last time I voted.
Let us UNITE against VULGARITY, DEBAUCHERY, AND PUBLIC NOSE-PICKING!
OH GOD! HERE I AM THROWING A FIT
AND I DID SO MUCH WANT TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION.
Okay, I will admit to being a
"BIT" demented.
Anyway, I could go on with my RANT. But, let ME return to my visions of heavenly mystical:
female faces. This should hopefully aide, in subsiding my elevated blood pressure, my Rant has caused.
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