If your looking to have a one night stand, move along....sleazy guys need not email me and please dont send me emails that say I need duct tape over my mouth, thats just creepy! And to those of you that have written on your profile that you dont have a big unit, good luck.

UPDATE: WHY IS IT THAT SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE ON YOUR PREFERENCES THINGS LIKE:
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
AND THE FIRST THING YOU EMAIL IS SUGGESTIVE COMMENTS?"

Whew! ok, now I can proceed...probably just knocked out about 95% of the guys on here..Oh and I dont mean to sound defensive right at the starting gate but boys will be boys........

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

I am thinking that there are computer generated people on here so I am not going to write the typical kissy face "ad" about my life, my dreams, my perfect man (come on, seriously??),etc..is that not the typical person as to what we are all looking for? I DONT believe in being someone I am not and do not believe there is someone perfect out there. There are profiles on here that are highly fabricated.

I will say honestly that I consider myself to be a fun, caring, energetic person that is full of life and kind of a free spirit. I am always willing to try new experiences and I love life with everything it has to offer! I would like to meet someone that has a **great sense of humor (gotta have with me)with maybe a **hint of sarcasm (gotta have that too!)and **does not take life so seriously all the time (that is a prerequisite); someone that shares similar interests as I do for being active, exercising and taking good care of themselves (not looking for musclehead). Oh yeah and must have job because, well, a meaningful job, something you love and have a passion for. You must also have a positive outlook on life (Pessimists need not contact me). I love to spend time with my family as my kids always come first. Everyone else comes second if you can deal with that. That is not to say I do not want to find my best friend but my children are the center of my world and I will never put them second to anyone!

Please have your own interests and life as I think its important not be joined at the hip as that is what makes two people interesting to each other, otherwise I will just shove you into traffic. There is nothing worse then someone that cannot get along without being at someones side 24/7 and doing their own thing. I am seeking someone that wants to be friends first and see where it goes. (and no I dont mean fwb)

~~If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.~~

I love to do things that are new and interesting, spend time with friends, and just have a good time (that doesnt involve sex)!! (Just wanted to throw that out there in case you were interested.)

Something to ponder: "Why is everyone on POF Athletic?" Does anyone really know what that word means?

Ok now these questions were easier to answer then the chemistry and relationship questions:

1. If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
2. Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
4. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
5. Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
6. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
7. Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?
8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?