I can see Russia from my house!
Not famous! (Paparazzi won’t bother us)
Can be left unsupervised!
Never jumped on Oprah’s couch!
I have gum!
I recently quit smoking (see above)
Won’t mess with your Netflix queue
Some of my worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
Sometimes I will eat a whole tub of Ben and Jerry’s too!
I'll find your keys for you
Won’t give nicknames your “girls”
Not a scratcher.
I think internet dating sucks too!
If you’re a vegetarian…I’ll pretend its yummy!
Easily distracted by small shiny objects!
I won’t force you to narfle the garthog!
If you get me drunk..I’ll put out!
I think 95% of men are lying dirt-bags too! (Trust me on this)
I’m in the 5% range! (see above)
I Don’t “kiss and tell”
I’ve never been on “COPS” and my underwear never sticks up more than 1 inch above my belt!
no tighty whities in my dresser drawer!
Not in the hair club for men!
I don’t have a big ego. I’m way too cool for that!
I suck at video games! Even Wii!
Not a farter!
I would go to a play if you wanted, and pretend to enjoy it.
Sandals with socks, seen guy’s do it, still boggles my mind.
professional job, no debt, a house and don’t want your money (and no, I don’t live with my Mom LoL!).
The first time, I’ll be as nervous as you are.
I like it when you grope me in public.
You can have sex with me any time you want. Seriously!
Yes, I know I’m a dork, no matter how hard I try not to be.
If you like me, please for god’s sake tell me!
I don’t hate cats, just love dogs way more.
I’ll put the seat back down for you.
I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
If you golf, I’m going to like you.
if you like rock, I’m going to like you.
if you ski/snowboard, I’m going to like you.
Sunday actually does not = sports for me (on tv anyways)

anything casual works..