Ok actually I've never tried to eat ramen with a spoon, but that seems like something difficult. I think I'll try that tonight.

About me - I am a wise-cracking, sarcastic free spirit. I see the world for what it is. I am an ex-engineer, ex-military and now currently a journalist. I must constantly be learning and experiencing new things. I love meeting new people and hearing their stories.

Things I am good at: Listening and empathizing - I better be or else I just failed at my job. Eating - I've got a big appetite and am always willing to try new foods. Walking - One step in front of the other. Sleeping - I don't even need a bed, if I'm tired I'm sure I can sleep anywhere. I think I'd be able to survive as a bum if I ever find myself in such a predicament.

Things I am not good at: Handstands - too much blood to the head, speaking in tongues - too "biblish", turning water into wine - I'd rather buy wine, winning olympic medals - I've never mastered curling, over throwing small African countries - that's so 90s and pretending that I care what street solicitors have to say - can't fake that one.

Things I like: happy dogs, big British smiles, Indian food, the falafel vendor in front of NYU, 80s music, film cameras, Stella, mini-Michael Jackson in the Herald Square station, new car smell, the feeling that you get when you achieve something spectacular and rick rollin' someone.

Thing I don't like: non-stop facebook causes invites - auto ignore, stale corn chips - especially without salsa, drunk texting - or perhaps the morning after, high humidity - I'll leave the sweating for the gym, wet socks - ooh so nasty, laundry day - does anyone like doing laundry? and getting rick rolled.

About you: Well I obviously don't who you are yet, so I can't possibly predict who you are. Please don't have a dry sense of humor. If you make Ben Stein seem animated, can carry a conversation as well as a wicker basket carries water or have less culture than a sterile petri dish, well we might just not be able to click. If you can eat ramen with a spoon though, you're my new friend.

Dates are boring. I drive up to your house at 6:35 in my Cadillac, we go eat at a little diner and then watch some Gregory Peck movie is what I think of as a date. That's just simply boring.

Instead how about something a little more exhilarating. Bungee jumping? Rock climbing? Sky diving? Roller coasters? Ideas are welcome.