Hello there POF user. Seeing as you're a POF member, you'll probably want to do one of the following things:

1) Ignore me, despite the fact I am actually in the small minority of people who tries to write nice messages. I guess that doesn't matter when you're ugly as sin, right?

2) Talk to me briefly, then vanish. That's even ruder than number 1. I actually had one person promise me, in their own words, "a long reply later on". Great, I thought. Well it must be a very long reply they're writing because it's about three months later and I still haven't received it.

3) Insult me over my interests. I read a lot of profiles from girls complaining about guys being d**ickheads on here. Well here's a shock for you - the girls are just as bad. Sorry you don't like my interests, but maybe leave me alone, yeah?

I won't bother talking about who I am and what I'm like because you've already looked at my pictures and decided I'm not for you.

Bye now.

On a first date we would have the time of our lives.

Then I'd wake up.