I have lots of girls in my life, but frankly I am bored with most of them. That's where you come in - if you can keep me entertained for the duration of a few emails, then I might let you take me out, buy me lots of drinks, and cook me dinner. I am perfectly comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD... in the rain. If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence." Don't worry, if you're nervous I will just tease you. I WILL break your heart at some point, so the best thing to do would be to stop reading right here and now. OK, if you can take the abuse, then it's up to you. Just don't say I didn't warn you. I'm really past the point where I try to 'fall in love' or anything silly like that.I'm not looking for a trophy girlfriend, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model... please finally prove to me that you're not ALL bat sh*t crazy. Almost all of my friends are women, and I've slept with almost all of them - seriously, I would drive you absolute BONKERS if we dated! You would hate every minute of it, always wondering what I really meant when I said that, why I haven't called, whose lipstick that was on my collar. I mean, are you LOOKING to get your heart broken? Do you really think you are going to tame a guy like me?

My goals and aspirations: Hmmm, I am very satisfied with my current life, I guess I just want more of it. Always pushing things to the limit.

Look, if you want prince charming, go ahead and hit next. If you want to go do some ridiculously silly spontaneous

We could steal a boat and go for a private cruise to Catalina.. you'd better know how to hot wire a boat! A glass of wine or a coffee might follow if you can keep up with me after act one. I would build a little bonfire that we would watch as we finish a bottle of red wine and tell each other about the craziest things we've done in life. Maybe go skinny-dipping. You would keep trying to get in my pants, and I would keep pushing you off - saying things like "oh I like you baby, but I think we should take it slow: clearly an agenda to build up your sexual frustration until I have you eating out of the palm of my hand, which is what I would have you do next - eat strawberries that I feed you in an overly silly and seductive way, pulling them away right as you go to take a bite. But eventually you might convince me to let you have some.