***** I have found someone, but I couldn't find the delete profile thingamajigger, so only message me if your cool and want friendship. ***********


You like me. Did it work? Cause someone told me once the power of suggestion is amazing. I am Gabe. I don't take nearly anything seriously, least of all myself. I like to tinker with pretty much anything I can get my hands on, either just to see how it works or to make it better. I usually end up completely dismantling it and using it for spare parts. If you see something on the floor in my apartment and arn't sure of it's EXACT purpose, you probably shouldn't touch it. Even if you are, it's anybodies guess. The stock market pays for my pizza money. and all my other monies. I like to do fun stuff like skydiving or the occasional hike, but not every day. I also like staying in every once in a while, but sometimes I need to go outside and have a nice dinner or just fight crime.

I'm getting an electrical engineering degree, hopefully so I can learn how to stop electrocuting myself. I am simultaneously getting a business degree. After I complete my degree(s) in a couple years, I am going to attend culinary school here in NY. I will then have the know-how and credentials to design, build, and run my own four star restaurant which I designed as both owner and occasional chef. My target age to open it is 32-34ish.

I’m really good at pretty much everything. What, you want me to be specific? wellll, oookay. But just because you are so special. I can play nearly any instrument you hand me, and can fake the rest. I grew up playing my grandpas old rusty trumpet (which sounds better than any of those fancy pants new ones, by the way.), and eventually picked up a guitar and violin, and it went from there.

The first things people usually notice about me is that I am expressive and outgoing. Which is an awesome way to say I am loud. I also talk with my hands (which somehow seems to further increase my volume.), and my friends like to make fun of that. When they do, I just do my best "I'm totally going to sick the mob on you." impression. And don't jump my bones just yet, but I'm a hell of a cook. I make a chicken parmigiana that's so good people upstairs feel like having a smoke after they have a bite of it. I sometimes like to do impressions of Frank Sinatra and/or Dean Martin.

The six things I could never do without
1. Filler Questions.
2. Coke. Pepsi sucks.
3. The 3 is a lie.
4. Now I can't stop thinking about Portal.
5. Seriously these lists have like no practical info for dating.
6. You actually made it to six? Since you made it this far, you are either madly infatuated with me or thorough. I am leaning towards the former.

What are you waiting for? Message me already. But only if you:

have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...

...oh wait, that's the A-Team, not me. Do over!


-Are awesome.

-Are confident in your abilities to survive the eventual zombie invasion.

-If you need me, let me know, gonna be around.

-If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down.

-Are all alone when the pretty birds have flown.

(Hint: I'm a sucker for people with independent spirits.)

Dinner to get to know you, then something fun and exciting like ice skating, or going to an art show, or etc and etc. etc!