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Finally found the perfect hat.
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Profession casino, nights, yuk
Do you want children? Does not want children
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About Me
DEAR ABBY,
You gotta help me, Abby. I have no luck at all. I got a job selling Christmas trees once, and they canceled Christmas. I owned a funeral home for a while, but no one would die. And worst of all, I have no luck with women. I asked a girl for her phone number the other night, she wrote down "0". I tried calling her a few nights later, but some other lady answered. My friends tease me, and say things like, "You couldn't score in a monkey brothel with a pocket full of bananas!" What can I do?
--DISCOURAGED DUNCE
DEAR DUNCE,
Ever heard of the internet? It beats carrying all those bananas!
First Date
Doesn't matter, as long as we can laugh while we're at it. I suggest alcohol!
youtalkfunny has 2 roses that can be sent.
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