ok im re-doing this damn thing. my name is derick. im random funny generous to those i love and cheap with everything else. im cheap because i think that sentimental value is better then monetary. i am overly sarcastic and make jokes that remind you of your dads lame jokes. i like to drink when im with friends. i enjoy talking about anything as long as im with someone i care about. i do believe in true love thats worth the effort. i tend to create awkward moments, and i am content with most peoples answers to my questions being "what the f*ck". i love to cook for people and eat for them too. i have strong political views that are bullsh*t. i give people sh*t when i love them. i think that there is a moment of beauty when you find someone that you can say absolutely nothing to and they know exactly why and dont care. ok that sounded f*cking stupid. i scream obscenities in gross volumes unless im around small children. iv quit smoking but i will have an occasional one when i drink or when im overstressed. i love to write and act. i love to sing badly in the car to songs people dont know, but if you know them we will get along greatly. my biggest pet peeve is when im interrupted in mid-sentence and i will make snide remarks about it. i love all music that has more substance then hoes and money and hoes and cars and hoes wit dem apple bottom jeans. i need someone who will always be pushing me to do better and will always be able to make me smile with the right words. i want a woman who will demand respect and have an independent mind. i want a woman that is graceful and beautiful not only in her presence but in her words as well. i need a woman who can make me happy with just the sound of her voice. i need a woman who will be with me through thick and thin no matter what. i might be crazy for seeking these qualities but f*ck it we only live once.

eh up for anything