I'm usually quite witty, and had much more written; but most women only judge the pictures anyway, so I edited. Beautiful blind girls welcomed!
"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention." -The Talking Heads, (Nothing But) Flowers.
"People never notice anything...If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born...and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth."
~ J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye You (the important one):
Must have a sense of humor, and "get it".
Me (the more important one-unless you are around.):
My background is Italian-American. I never buy anything "super sized." I have no need to over-compensate. I have no tattoos.I mean they can be cool, but I may get old one day. Ever see an old man with a green tattoo? Enough said.
My associates is in criminal justice. I am currently obtaining a bachelors in Psychology. After that, I'll come up with a new goal. *There is neither a Patrick Bateman, nor Pierce and Pierce*. They are from a book. If you really need to know my current employment, I'll be happy to answer in chat.
I love New York City. I don't travel much; but when I do, I like the beach and tropical destinations.
I make fun of everyone and every thing; especially myself. My interests are listed above. Elaborating more about myself may grant me membership to the "American Redundancy Society for Redundancy in America." If you like at least four of my interests, we'll probably get along. Of course, if we hate each other, a purely physical relationship could be that much more exciting.
I would like to find a nice girl, and develop a relationship. I'd settle for a cheap thrill. I need to have sex three times a day. Of course, I'm joking; it's really four to five. Seriously, I just hope I can at least make a nice young lady (or hottie; or both) giggle.

"If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody."
~Salinger In general, I enjoy an occasional mojito in good company
( "I don't think it's a gay drink at all; mo-hee-to"-Brian Griffin, Family Guy), laughing with others and at myself,holding hands, cozy sitting, happy accidents(serendipitous episodes),intimate moments,
actually listening to what the woman has to say before I think of what I'm going to say next, watching good movies, and sharing new experiences with someone special.That is just a snapshot of interests and activities. If you would like to know others,
please don't hesitate to ask! Chemistry is essential. At first, the safest ideas work best. I've told you a little about me, so I'd like to get to know more about you!!!!
"I'll meet you anytime you want in our Italian restaurant."- Billy JoelYou've been a great audience. Feel free to say "hi!". We'll see you next time!

Nick