You (the important one):
Must have a sense of humor, and "get it".
Note: if you read this, and think I'm "a little (or very) Crazy", FYI: YOU DON'T "GET IT!"

Me (the more important one-unless you are around.):

"I'm very comfortable in my own skin." I never get people making that statement. I think I would feel weird in someone else's skin; like Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs .



Anyway...

My background is Italian-American;emphasis on the AMERICAN. Please don't ask me if I speak Italian, as I do not reside in Naples! I never buy anything "super sized." I have no need to over-compensate. I have no tattoos.I mean they can be cool, but I may get old one day. Ever see an old man with a green tattoo? Enough said.

My associates degree is in criminal justice. I am currently obtaining a bachelor's in Psychology. After that, I'll come up with a new goal.

I love New York City. I don't travel much; but when I do, I like the beach and tropical destinations.

I make fun of everyone and every thing; especially myself. My interests are listed above. Elaborating more about them may grant me membership to the "American Redundancy Society for Redundancy in America." Yes, they vary and are all over the place. Last I heard, people are allowed to have multiple channels of interest, at different times.

I would like to find a nice girl, and develop a relationship. I'd settle for a cheap thrill. I need to have sex three times a day. Of course, I'm joking; it's really four to five. Seriously, I just hope I can at least make a nice young lady (or hottie; or both) giggle.

"If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody."
~ J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

In general, I enjoy an occasional mojito in good company ( "I don't think it's a gay drink at all; mo-hee-to"-Brian Griffin, Family Guy), laughing with others and at myself,holding hands, cozy sitting, happy accidents(serendipitous episodes),intimate moments, actually listening to what the woman has to say before I think of what I'm going to say next, watching good movies, and sharing new experiences with someone special.That is just a snapshot of interests and activities. If you would like to know others, please don't hesitate to ask!

Chemistry is essential. At first, the safest ideas work best. I've told you a little about me, so I'd like to get to know more about you!!!!

"I'll meet you anytime you want in our Italian restaurant."- Billy Joel


You've been a great audience. We'll see you next time! Nick

P.S. I ultimately want you to blow me...a kiss!.