I AM NO LONGER ON THE MARKET, FOUND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS ON HERE!!! MADLY IN LOVE AND NO LONGER LOOKING !

Originally I am from a small town in Pennsylvania (you may know it as Pennsyltucky). You may be wondering, OMG, does she have all of her teeth. I do in fact have all of my teeth and make regular visits to the dentist. There was an unfortunate incident the summer before fourth grade in which i dove into a pool and smacked my face off of the bottom. My too front teeth were quite, um, damaged. They were fixed quite expediently. I then experienced the joy of braces for five years to straighten everything up. I didn't mind them because at the time I thought it was way cool to get different colored bands on them every month especially if there was a holiday during tht month and I could sport the holiday colors.

I am witty and love sarcasm and can often be found trying to make others laugh til they pee their pants. It has been said that I suffer from chronic silliness. I am smart and very optimistic and think that when life gives you lemons you should throw them at unsuspecting people for your own amusement and the amusement of others who witness it. It would be hard to find me without a smile on my face. I am very independent and know what I want out of life. I believe that all guys need guy time and all girls need time with the girls. I am confident and not one of those insecure girls who needs to keep tabs her man 24/7. If I am in a relationship with you I trust you. I'm also very caring and compassionate. (see my take on lemons if you don't believe me)

I am looking for someone who can take a joke and give it right back to me, who respects me for exactly who i am and who is honest and faithful. Humor is a part of my everyday life and I need someone who laughs at my jokes even if they are not funny (but they are always funny so don't worry about that) and will laugh at me whele I am laughing at myself when I make mistakes. I am also looking for someone who is smart and who is professionally successful even if that means you are a clown at toddler parties and can make some kick-asss balloon animals. For all I know it takes years of training to make those balloon animals. I am not looking for one night stands or to be someone's occasional mistress, I gave up that lifestyle long ago when a rich man named Edward swept me off my feet in a Lotus that he had no idea how to drive and made me into a lady overnite by giving me money for nice clothes and paying me to be at his beck and call for a week. Wait a minute, that wasn't me, that was Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. I am looking for someone that makes me smile and gives me butterflies every time he walks into the room or at least makes me laugh til my stomach hurts and I start to cry from the uncontrollable laughter everytime he walks into the room. If you think this could be you, then let's chat!

So many things to factor in don't you think?