YOU: Fun, athletic, generous, relaxed, and a poor speller.
ME: Seeking sexy woman who can cook. I like sports and physical activities. Love the ocean. Live music is always a good time. My tastes run from The White Stripes to School House Rock. I know the function of a conjunction. I just opened a fortune cookie and there was nothing in it. Is that bad? The Fountainhead is my favorite book. Growing up I always wanted a dog, but got a rabbit instead. His name was Whiskers......He was eaten by coyotes. Enjoy lion training, naps, cereal, and the occasional bullfight on acid. Was hoping to meet some new people and thought this may be an interesting way to do it. If you want a better bf than your last, send a message.

Something to see how adventurous you are. It will be creative and you will refer to me as Carlo Von Sexron.