THE GOOD


Hi, and welcome to my profile.

My name is Lee (or whatever derogatory name you'd like to call me). I'm 6'4" (milk does a body good and I drink lots of it) and about 250 lbs (and losing and getting my fat ass back in shape). I have brown curly hair (most of it) and brown eyes (both of them).

I'm sweet (but don't mistake that as being weak) and kind (though I may not be YOUR kind). I'm out-going (and I like to go out often), down to Earth (or whatever planet it is that we happen to be upon that day) and laid-back (what can I say, I like to lie back and get...well, you get the idea).

I'm fun and friendly (I'll talk to you if you talk to me first), open-minded (I don't care what you do behind closed doors or upon the washing machine just so long as all involved are willing participants) and affectionate (I like to cuddle, pamper and spoil the best that I can).

I am playful (a true kid at heart) and great with kids (piggy back rides for all). I am courteous (I always put the toilet seat down) and reliable (right now I'm relying on this goofball profile to get me a date).

I'm a good man with a good heart (though it has been damaged in the past). I do not lie or cheat (tests in high school don't count) and want the same in a woman (no aliens, monsters, animals or fakes of any kind please).

I don't just want a girlfriend...I want a BEST friend (someone with common interests and the time to spend with me).



THE BAD


I am picky ( I like short women with long hair who are a few years younger than me. A good heart, fun personality and a sense of humor).

Exceptions are made for the exceptional. Is that you?

I do not sugarcoat things (if you ask me if you look fat in that dress and I think you do, be prepared to hear it).

I am opinionated (I tend to voice where I stand when sometimes I should just learn to shut the f**k up).

I can be stubborn at times (but can be persuaded to change my mind with offers of sex).

I can be pessimistic. (I do tend to look at the negative side of things. I guess I'd rather expect the worse and be pleasantly surprised than to expect the best and be frequently disappointed.)

To be honest, I fail to see the down side of that logic.



THE UGLY


I like rockin' country music (not the whiny, slow, I just lost my girlfriend and dog, crashed my pick-up truck, I'm drunk, please shoot me now type songs), rock and alternative.

Some favorites are...COLLECTIVE SOUL, OASIS, LED ZEPPELIN, AC/DC, ROLLING STONES and the BEATLES when they were on LSD.

My 5 favorite foods in no particular order are eggs, lobster, shrimp, salisbury steaks and mac and cheese.

I can not dance. When I slow dance, I look like a stiff tree swaying in the breeze and when I fast dance, I look like an epileptic having a seizure.

Sometimes I tend to repeat myself.

Sometimes I tend to repeat myself.

I cut myself shaving today. You would think after 25 years of practice and counting, I would know how to do it properly.

I love dragons and wizards, sci-fi, fantasy and mythology. It's my escape from reality.

Needless to say, my favorite type movies are Sci-Fi and Fantasy.

Some favorites are...THE MATRIX, CITY OF EMBER, I AM LEGEND, LORD OF THE RINGS, STARDUST, THE ISLAND, LOGAN'S RUN, PAN'S LABYRINTH

I despise LIARS, PLAYERS, CHEATERS, RACISTS, GOLD DIGGERS and WOMEN BEATERS. You people are the scum of the Earth. I rank you up there with the rapists, murderers and child molesters. Please put a gun to your head and pull the trigger and rid this world of your worthless ass. Thank you for your cooperation on this matter.