Strong, open minded individual looking for the same. Smarts are a definite plus.

That sounds so simple doesn't it?

I'm one of those lost souls that thinks there is still a person out there who can rock my world, who is smart and funny.

Is this you?????


And while I'm on a roll....here's another personal preference...

I'm not into drama...it will help tremendously if you're not into drama either...

If you're not sure if you're into drama, here are some helpful hints that you may want to ask yourself before you reply. These were taken from actual personal experiences. Hope it helps...

No. 1 - Have you ever "rested" in a hospital????...(not felt like you needed it.......we've ALL been there..)

No. 2 - Can you talk for more than 5 minutes straight without inhaling or hyperventilating?....(this just gets to be too annoying)

No. 3 - Can you cuss more than any man you know?...(while this can be funny...it's hard to take this person to the company Christmas party...know what I mean??)

No. 4 - Are you or any member of your immediate family in jail? (I prefer to meet women who look forward to dinner dates as opposed to court dates)

No. 5 - Do you have an ex that is about to be parolled?...(my personal favorite)

Hopefully this helps...inquire within for more examples...

...In return...I'll promise no drama from my end...Life is dramatic enough without adding to it...don't you agree???

Perhaps at this point, you're tired of reading. Yes, some of you out there in cyberspace sure can fill out a lot of crap to put in here...

Or perhaps you haven't eliminated yourself by either (a) one of the criterion above or (b) you're unable to read and are only on this for the pictures.

So now you are asking yourself, "What about this guy? What is he about? What does he believe in?"

Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Please note that certain parts of this profile are courtesy of MGM Studios.

Have a wonderful day!

The first meeting/ first date would probably involve meeting for drinks after work.