Hello.

Welcome to my profile.

No, wait, stay for a bit.

A little about myself:
- I am a high school teacher. I currently teach Grade 11 and 12 English. I absolutely love my job! I even enjoy marking endless piles of essays.
- I am quite funny, very sexy, easy to get along with, and if you squint really hard I've been told I look like Justin Timberlake.
- I have two older brothers and my Mom says I am her favourite.
- I find it funny when people say in their profiles “I like to have fun” or “I like doing fun things”. Really? You like having fun? You are so unique!
- As you can see I enjoy laughing at life's idiosyncrasies.

Things I am looking for in a woman:
- do not accept me. Please try to change me.
- If I want a night with friends, make me feel guilty and then start a fight before I leave.
- Make sure all my hobbies and free time include you.
- Always remind me I am never spending enough time with you.
- If I have one drink give me a dirty look and tell me “I hate it when you're drunk”.
- Always correct my grammar. And when you do, please say, “Aren't you an English teacher?” after.
- Get mad at me when I forget to do the thing you never told me to do.

Any questions? Hurry up and send me a message before I am taken.