I'm just an average guy. I'm attractive in some ways, average in others, and I'm sure I have some repulsive aspects (but I don't really know what THOSE are. But then, I'm sure I don't really want to know.) I'm overweight, but I have nice eyes. I'm smart, but unambitious. I'm honest, but hard to pin down. I'm a great friend, but I'm very much a natural loner. I believe the best of everyone (at first), but I believe the worst about myself. I'm supportive, but I secretly feel unappreciated. I'm your average stew of contradictions.

Take what you will from that.