If you can't handle sarcastic humour...STOP READING!!...I can't help it...I inherited that trait from my Dad...it's all his fault...And although my dad and I are very close...I'm extremely grateful, that I'm not a miserable B a s t a r d like him as well...lmao..Ok..Now that I got that off my chest...Main photo's are recent..01/29/08 I'm at a stage in my life, where I would like to meet someone that I'm compatible with. Not with too much in common however, just the right amount, so we won't get on each others nerves....lol I've tried the conventional methods, and although I have had some good times, and have met some wonderful women along the way, there seemed to be something missing. So I had thought I would give this bull sh*t a try .....lmao.

I'm generally interested in women, that are able to maintain an intelligent conversation. I appreciate an attractive women, but do feel that looks aren't everything, initially there has to be an attraction, however... that will fade quickly if there isn't anyone home...lol A sense of humor is a must, as I truly admire someone whom is not afraid of making an !!@$$!! of themselves...I do it all the time.... I'm on here aren't I....lol Having said that, you can't be funny and fugly.....smile

A few of you ladies have asked why I have posted photo's of my house..and my answer is quite simple...Renovations is what I do and love...working with my hands is my greatest passion...it is a big part of who I am....So to know me...is to know what I do....There isn't a better feeling ( Ok...well maybe there are a few things...lol) then to walk into a piece of crap house, and transform it into a work of art....

Ladies....I do understand that some of you do not wish to post a photo with your profile for various reasons, however, there is absolutely no excuse for NOT attaching a clear, recent photo of yourself....And not someone else..... with your email. I will NOT respond without a photo.
Note: If I've added you to my favourites list, then you reciprocate...expect an email. Sounds simple enough...right...I wish

Candlelight dinner, moonlight walk, gentle breeze, gazing in each others eye's GIVE ME A !#!#!# BREAK LMAO They say that the longer your discription is in this section, the more likely it is you'll get a response, I would have to disagree with that. I think first dates should be kept as basic as possible, because you'll never know whom or what is going to show up...lol, So make sure you have a way out, For example, the classic cell phone call and your dog just died, or the food you've just ate gave you the s h i t s and you've crapped in your pants, so you have to leave right away, or my personal favourite, you just say, hey look over there, then you get up and split... hahaha
Ps. If you have somehow managed to take my first date description literally, like a few of you have...lol Perhaps a little therapy might be in order...

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