About Me:
I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother?

I am independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on. Only a few things excite me more than picking up a great book at a book store and spending a few hours reading it while sitting outside on my back deck during the heat of the summer with a cool beverage.
I can’t help but feel guilty if I sit idle for longer than an hour even when I can, I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magical, if you will, which keeps me up wandering aimlessly down the country road I live on. Can you relate?
I have little patience for flakes and fake people - those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. Is it a gun? Pepper spray or just the finger? How about you? What annoyed you today?

I travel as much as I can afford to (and sometimes more) I enjoy experiencing new places however, need a travel companion as I’m not so great at the planning part, but I’m the luckiest navigator around.

About You:
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You won’t shrivel up and die if you leave the city limits for more than a day. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.