What's up. I am your typical guy, I like to use people as mere means to an end. I am manipulative and emotionally abusive. When I do something wrong I make you feel like it was your fault. I don't listen. I just wait until you stop talking so I can start. I lie all the time, especially to women. I have to conceal my real agenda, and what they don't know won't hurt them. I make off color comments, I am rude and obnoxious. I am unthoughtful, and I forget things like anniversaries and birthdays. I am egostitical & insecure. I love drama. I leave the toilet seat up and I squeeze the toothpaste from the top! I don't care about your opinions or your day, but I will humor you just long enough to get sex. Oh and I hope you get my sense of humor.

Okay hopefully that made you laugh, I actually have to write that I was joking because some people thought I was serious. At least you didn't have to read the same old bullsh*tcliche'd profile. But I did just describe 90% of the men in LA so you know that 90% of the profiles you read are bullshit. Anyhow I am not originally from LA. I have a nice Midwestern charm and I am very honest, sometimes brutally. I value virtue and loyalty. Especially loyalty, it is very important to me and it seems like no one in this town has any. I like to joke around and have fun. I like playing sports and working out. I am always trying to better my career situation which is hard when you're not a backstabbing a-hole, but I seem to be improving every year. I just want to meet a woman that I can be around while we are not having sex. It seems like it's getting to be an impossible feat but I haven't given up yet. So let's just keep trying people we can do this.

Oh you know we could get a sixer and then hit some golf balls at the driving range or something fun.