So this is your first impression of me... So much for the handshake.

I have to admit that I really don't expect to meet too many people on here, from my experiences so far most of the women on this site seem to think that every guy on here is looking for one thing and one thing only. My profile states that I'm looking for "hang out". Therefore I'm not trying to get in your pants. I guess what I'm trying to say is stop judging me cause you don't know me! Even though this site is based on women judging books by their cover so to speak. If there happens to be someone I really seem to click with on this site, that is when I will change it to say dating.

I'm really into people that have a sense of humour, I live to make people laugh and tend to be a bit sarcastic at times. I have done stand up comedy in the past and really enjoyed it, who knows I'll probably end up doing it again...

If you smell like cheese, I'm not interested.
If you think Family Guy is better than South Park, I'm not interested.
If you think "weed" is a drug, I'm not interested.
If you like to talk on the phone for more than 10 minutes, I'm not interested.
If you don't like sarcasm, I'm not interested.
If you have a foot fetish, I'm not interested.
If you like to choke men during sex, I'm not interested.
If you need to be told you're "pretty", I'm not interested.
If you have a treasure trail that starts at you're belly button, I'm not interested.
If you haven't figured out by now that I have a sense of humour, I'm not interested.

Some goals of mine are to see as many countries around this world as possible. I've knocked quite a few off the list so far but I still have a long way to go before I'm finished.

I also enjoy camping and just chilling out with my friends, I'm more of a spur of the moment type of guy. If something sounds awesome I'm usually down.

When it comes to my taste in music, I'm really into the indie rock scene but can have an appreciation for almost all types. I usually don't listen to dance pop or country but every genre has it's high marks.

First date, I'm not going to go to dinner or a movie because that has been done too many times and it tends to force awkward conversation.

I'd prefer to grab a coffee and go for a walk, maybe somewhere crowded so we can people watch and maybe poke some fun at people and each other.

I'm also up for going to a comedy club, everyone likes to laugh.

My favorite thing to see in this little box is: " I like long walks on the beach". What Fuc@ing beach? We're in Alberta?