Welcome to my profile. Chances are, you would much rather be playing mind-games with a drug-addled man with mental issues while looking at him posing in the mirror showing you his buff rippling abs while he messages you stupid one-liners and telling you how many chicks he has banged in the last week, right? I understand. There is NO way I can compete with that. Won't even try. So if you are not interested in a more, sophisticated type of man, then you may click the back button now.

I assume that most women usually don’t care for a man that is; funny, witty, charming, intellectual, humourous, friendly, intriguing, well educated, charismatic, a brilliant conversationalist, casual, fun, adventurous, hopelessly optimistic, well-spoken, and has a personality beyond that of a potato.

Nor will you like a man who; has integrity, is honest, trust-worthy, down-to-earth, easy-going, authentic, loyal, mature, morally strong, a good head on his shoulders, genuine, has a good heart, wise, opened-minded, reasonable, non-destructive, and is family oriented.

Or one that is; confident, goal orientated, constructive, realistically ambitious, determined, productive, motivated, successful, self-sufficient, has a strong work ethic, independent, competent, securely employed, inventive, committed, responsible, stable, talented, artistic, and somewhat creative.

And you don’t favour a man that; is decent looking, has good hygiene, is healthy, well-maintained physically, and is energetic.

And you sure hate a man that is; affectionate, thoughtful, non-violent, sweet, attentive, a good listener, cuddlesome, polite, understanding, gentle, protective, passionate, intimate, playful, sensitive, tender, loving, respectful, emotionally secure, supportive, seductive, caring, romantic, compassionate, courteous, nurturing, patient, and sexually satisfying.

You’re STILL here?! Well. Huh? Ummm, well, okay? This is a first. You do know where the back button is right? I guess, since you're this far, these are some the ideals I live by:
I have the greatest ambition and goal to create as little fear and pain as humanly possible.
I strive to see the beauty within all things, yet I do not blind myself to the realities that we live in. I suppose I have always been a romantic realist.
I seek the humourous side of life, laughing at everything I can, but take my actions very seriously.
I see a mistake as another opportunity to learn.
I have a relentless ambition not to let one second slip by without making it count.
I see creativity and imagination as the foundations of a healthy and productive mind.
I appreciate the subtle details that are often over-looked or ignored by others. Allowing myself to take nothing for granted, such as the simplest pleasures we can experience. Such as a warm smile, a playful wink, a good laugh, a comforting hug, a well-placed kiss, or the use of three simple words whispered into waiting ears.

Here some fun facts about me. Well, they're facts at least:
I have never been drunk. I have never done drugs. Never needed an artificial source of happiness. If I need a high, I'll work on my art. Much better feeling, no hang-over, and I have something of value after I'm done that I can share with others.
I have no criminal record. I've never had a speeding ticket, or even so much as a parking ticket. Not to say I can't be a very, very bad boy sometimes. Very bad. Like, who's turn is it to wear the hand-cuffs, bad.
I have no diseases. I'm so embarrassed. Most single guys have 3 or 4 collected by now.
I have never cheated while in any relationship.
I have never had a one-night-stand.
I have no need to gamble, I would rather be good than lucky.

What do I find attractive in a woman? Does this really EVEN matter? I would have to attract one first. I even bought a blow-up doll once, and after I had inflated her, she promptly told me she didn't want to have sex with me because she was a LESBIAN. Just my luck. Maybe I should have ordered the heterosexual model.
Honesty and integrity. Intelligence and reason. Compassion and generosity. Passion and devotion.
I enjoy a woman with a great and refined sense of humour that can rival that of my own.
One that is slow to anger, and easy to adore.
A woman with the perfect blend of thoughtful caution and playful curiosity.
Who isn’t afraid to show me who she truly is, the good and the bad, leaving her insecurities at the door.
One that has a radiant, external beauty that is both enhanced and outshone by her inner self.
A woman I can look at everyday and know she loves me.
And not have a penis, before or after the surgery.

You're still reading this? Wow, thought you would be bored by now. Because I bore myself most of the time. I put chronic insomniacs to sleep by saying "Want to talk?" to them. Well, if you are looking for a form of romance, mixed with a previously unknown excitement, and laughter, blended with a serious amount of playful attention towards you, then you might want to give me try. But chances are, that is not really your thing. Right? After all, it's hard to turn down a man that will just use you for sex, break your heart, and throw you away. Those guys are REALLY hard to find.

I'll leave you with a quote of mine:
"As a long time artist, I have come to view life as a form of art all onto itself. We craft this art/life everyday with the actions we perform, the words we speak, and the emotions we express. It can be a blend of bleak darkness or bright colour, simple or complex, detailed or surreal, beautiful or grotesque. The true question is simple, as the artists' of our lives, in the end of our time, will we be happy with what we created, or horrified?"

I have never really been into the bar scene, enjoying more of the relaxation that only a comfortable lounge area environment can provide. This allows the personality of my company to impress more than how many drinks I can buy. Not to say I do not enjoy stepping out into a new environment to experience all that it can hold. However, fun doesn't need to be complex, just enjoyed to its’ fullest potential. And its’ not the quantity of the parties that counts, but the quality, and the company you keep. But, otherwise, you never know what I might be up for. We'll talk about it.

In case your interested about some of my works. Within the past I have not often sold pieces unless it was requested or as a favour. And I see my work as pieces of myself, something I have a hard time letting go of. For the most part I have only created art for myself. If someone else liked it, great, if not, great. This for me, bluntly put, has been a form of artistic masturbation. Only done for my own sense of pleasure. However I have had some interest of late to start producing some of my works for sale. As well as develop my own website to showcase and market my work.

The Queen of The Faeries: Is the latest piece I am currently working on for sale. The picture was started as a favour to the wife of my ex-boss. The wife wanted a fairy-tale setting of their daughter in her Halloween costume. I finished a rough piece for them, however I saw that there was much more to this then I first thought. Some thirty hours later is the result. The picture will be scanned, and played with in a digital software program, and will be printed for sale later this year I suspect. I looking at a 23” x 34’” poster format, with a limited production first print. I have already gained a number of interested buyers waiting for the print. This is just like printing money for me.

Assassin in black: A fun piece that I did many moons ago, yet I am interested to revisit this piece and perhaps bring more into it. Maybe I will use it in a future print. Many have commented on the piece over the years, making it worth my time to look at it once more.

Assassin’s Night: A digital piece of the original that did it for fun, testing the photo software to see what it can really do.

Elven Warlord: One of my mothers’ favorite pieces of a barely clad, strong male figure, alone in the world around him. Women.

Boo!!: Part of a Halloween series that I have been working on. Maybe turn them into a calendar or something. Have to wait and see what happens.