My specialties in rogue taxidermy include the Abbagoochie - native to Costa Rica and referred to locally as a 'dry-land piranha' since it can eat animals many times its own weight - and the Woofen-Poof (Eoörnis Pterovelox Gobiensis) - found only in the Gobi Desert and bearing an uncanny resemblance to the hooded ornament of an automobile on account of its polished metallic appearance.