*** I DID NOT WANT TO HAVE TO WRITE THIS BUT I THOUGHT I MUST FROM THE COMMENTS I HAVE RECEIVED BACK IN EMAILS . IF YOU GET TO THE END OF MY PROFILE AND YOU DID NOT GET THAT I AM JUST LOOKING FOR A WELL ROUNDED PERSON WITH A PASSION AND HEART FOR OTHERS AND I DO NOT BELIEVE IN TYPES THEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR.
I am a hybrid of modernism and traditionalism; I expect a woman to have class and independence.

I'm an uncoordinated mess. I spill things all over me. I trip over everything. I just seem to love ruining clothing and shoes in my spare time. I can't dance. I mean I really can't dance. I can't even clap in rhythm, and I talk too much way, way too much.

My goals in life include: Mission trips to africa and other parts of the world, helping the homeless, orphaned, sick and underprivliged, if you do not have a heart for others we will not ever work.

Your career is what you do, what you do for others is who you are.

I believe rules are made to be broken, plans are made to be changed, and schedules are made to be altered.

I never sign for certified mail or answer private calls.

I hurt my shoulder playing Fantasy Football. But I still play all sports with the competitiveness of a 12-year-old child!!! Really I do I hate that about me!

I don't believe in "types"...However, I do need someone with intelligence, ambition, humor, etc. etc. Specifically:

1) You must be SMART and cultured. I'm not expecting you to be able to bend spoons with your mind or anything. Generally, the best indication of intelligence is your willingness to laugh at my stupid jokes. I want to meet someone who can challenge me and teach me something.

2) You must be fun to hang out with: You have to make me laugh. I have fun with everything I do, so I expect you to partake in and increase my fun factor. I really just want to meet someone I click with and spend the rest of my life adding to your joy not always creating it. You must be happy no one can make you happy not even if I wear blue tights and have a red S on my chest it is exhausting trying to make someone happy not even superman can do it!!!

3) This is important. You must be a Lady. Have class but also can dress down, sweat, get dirty, and have bad hair days . Good style is always a plus.

4) You can't be a judgemental Christian. Don't get me wrong; I'm not looking for someone who collects teeth from live kittens to make necklaces for Satan... I love GOD with all my heart and soul, But I have my own relationship with him and I believe in being equally yoked with the one I am waiting for, just do not try to make me speak in tongues GOD can understand what I am saying he invented my language so he does not need any secret code language.

5) You must have clean fingernails and also be able to get them dirty.

6) You must know the difference between 'you're' and 'your.' Seriously, if you have any questions about this, read my tutorial below. *

*If you've graduated high school and have not yet conquered this daunting aspect of the English language, all hope is not lost. This free tutorial (a $100 value!) will get you up to speed in no time.

Contrary to popular belief, "your" and "you're" are not, in fact, interchangeable. Let's take a look at how they differ:

"Your" indicates possession, as in "I'm going to put my foot up your ass."

"You're" is a contraction of "you are," as in "You're about to learn the meaning of pain."

So as you can see, it is not at all difficult to determine which is correct in any given situation. In other words, this is elementary grammar that any fourth grader should know. Get it right.

7)People that judge others please do not contact me if you have never sinned then I will see your face first when I get to heaven.

How about just meeting somewhere and being a little spontanious !!