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Hal 9000 :
Gentle Soothslayer |
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Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
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Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking Profession Flying Spaghetti Monster
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
About Me
I am a well educated, sometimes cute (that means playfully sarcastic), physically fit male with big googly eyes, a chiseled jaw and a tendency to ramble about trivialities of no interest to anyone but yourself.
First Date
Out of sheer boredom, I'd eat your Purdy's chocolates and steal begonias from your neighbor's driveway and feed them to your neighborhood dog just to spoil you.
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 | Hal is terrifically refreshing in a world full of dullards and losers (this means you, POF surfer). His intelligence and wit reign supreme, and have thus equipped him for eventual global domination. His powers of observation allow him to ridicule idiocy in a way that only the truly evil understand. Plus, he's really, really hot. I heart him. |
Hal 9000 Appears on 6 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.
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