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Hal 9000 : Gentle Soothslayer
City
Vancouver, B.C. British Columbia
Sign
Pisces
Height
6' 1" (185 cm)
Age
33 year old Man
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Smoker?
No
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Non-Religious
Rate My Picture
No
Putting on the Dog
dating
 
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Friends

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Not Single/Not Looking
Profession
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
N/A
 
  Interests
WitExistentialismPhotography
Heritage BuildingsBlack AdderAli-G
Russel PetersParanoid Dysfunctional WeirdosPol Pot
Markus FrindMidget Trapese ArtistsDurer
KafkaShakespeareYeats
Iris MurdochEmily DickensonMozart
ColtraineHaving the Last WordPointing Out the Badly Dressed
Edible PantiesGiving Tourists Wrong DirectionsEccentric People
ParodyMaking up New WordsPushing Your Buttons
Nudge and JibeSnubbing Boring PeopleTricking small Children
FilmExotic LocalesHeroes
Random ChatterEspresso DrinksFidgeting Online
Scoffing at TrivialitiesPlaying Scrabble against ChildrenPop Culture
Nerdly Computer GamesArtlessnessMusicology
Skiing Without TurningCycling like a CourierSnorkelling in Wreckage
Self-trepanationSudden Outbursts of MirthPlaying Piano
Staring Contests with AnimalsBBCPanda Bear Maulings
Battlestar GalacticaWaterslidesMercy Fights
George CarlinDimplesDogs
DangerDodos
About Me
I am a well educated, sometimes cute (that means playfully sarcastic), physically fit male with big googly eyes, a chiseled jaw and a tendency to ramble about trivialities of no interest to anyone but yourself.

First Date
Out of sheer boredom, I'd eat your Purdy's chocolates and steal begonias from your neighbor's driveway and feed them to your neighborhood dog just to spoil you.
Last 5 Hal 9000 Forum Posts
Abortion
I really revel in these debates. I wonder if there are any abortion clinic suicide bombers...
Did you, or can you have a good relationship with a narcissist?
^Thanks for the special visceral attention. My ears have fallen off from blushing.I don't ...
Did you, or can you have a good relationship with a narcissist?
What a terrific disorder to have. I want in on the boundless delusions of grandeur! I susp...
Abortion
^Yes, I thinks that's perfectly transparent to all who have seen it and it's wonderful how...
Abortion
Isn't Monty Python the authority here? DAD:There are Jews in the world.There are Buddhists...
Mail Settings (To message Hal 9000 you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs

Testimonials/comments from Hal 9000 favorites list
Hal is terrifically refreshing in a world full of dullards and losers (this means you, POF surfer). His intelligence and wit reign supreme, and have thus equipped him for eventual global domination. His powers of observation allow him to ridicule idiocy in a way that only the truly evil understand. Plus, he's really, really hot. I heart him.


Hal 9000 Appears on 6 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.

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