Hi! I am a gentleman of simple yet refined tastes looking to procure companionship from a good natured young woman. I don't necessarily have a "type" aside from any prospective suitress being neither a mail order bride nor an evil spambot. My interests are varied and eclectic. I work. I play. Rarely, I have occasion to do nothing at all. But I try to stay open minded as if the guy from Saw just cut open my skull. I enjoy different types of things--a renaissance man of sorts. Think Benjamin Franklin...only less successful. Think James Bond's helicopter crashes into John Q. Public's pickup truck. If you combine a suave British accent with a backward Southern accent, you would have my accent...which is no accent. I am looking for someone to hang out with and relax with because life is stressful enough already. Maybe an outdoor activitiy could be arranged (weather permitting) or maybe just an old fashioned conversation like people used to do in the 1940's. Please send any and all inquiries to my inbox as I can assure you each will be met with my due diligence. Of course, the fact that I am looking to hang out does not preclude the possibility of something more substantial occuring in the future. It merely indicates a desire to take things slowly and get to know each other first.

I like cycling, sports, movies, music, reading, etc. I like to have fun, darn it, regardless of anything else. I have "fun" tattooed on my forehead in invisible ink. My middle name if "Fun." Actually, it's short for "Funcis."

My ideal date would be set in stodgy setting where awkward silence permeates the air as we quietly ponder "what the heck am I doing here?" and "this person seemed much more interesting in a profile blurb" while we nervously glance at time pieces and scan the room for emergency escape routes. So, uh, h-how was your soup? Oh, the soup was good. The soup was good. And your salad? Too much dressing. Then maybe a movie after that.