Please, no dads or divorcees, paternities or alimonies - I want first crack at ruining you myself - thanks for understanding.

Outgoing Engrish-speaking chick seeks white guy(s) for spontaneous fun, the occasional free meal, and adventurous good times. Loves roller coasters, things that go fast, and being called a "good girl". Please, no wussy or spineless types - chauvanistic pigs who completely lack any connection to their 'feminine side' are still welcomed! Outspoken types preferred. Amusing sharpened wit required, looks optional. Don't miss this opportunity to buy me some food - and watch me eat it! (Probably skimpily dressed, too!) Plastic utensils shall fly afoot as I attack the snack with gusto...hey, uh - are you gonna eat that??

ADVICE ON BAGGIN' THIS BABE - guys sending pictures first are considered last. Witty emailers with amusing relevant anecdotes get sent to the front, and sometimes - lucky! In other words, No fun? You're done! All the looks and pecs in the world won't save ya from a boring e-mail missive with "ASL" anywhere in it. Also, I have NO children or former spouses; seeking the same only. Thank you for looking and happy fishing!

IF YOU'RE SENDING ME AN INSTANT COMMUNICATION - be prepared to wait and don't take it personally if I don't respond right away, patience is required and sometimes...rewarded! So kick back and use your wit, humor, and original, entertaining pick-up lines to get my attention! I'm worth it.