This web page is proving to be nothing more than a cheap source of entertainment and a complete waste of time. Anyway, my name is Bill, I'm 24 and work two jobs. Waiter by day and forklift driver by night, at least until my career kicks off. I recently bought a house and had my best friend and his kids move in with me. I have two tattoos, though no peircings, yet.. I'm a cynical smartass and try to make light of any given situation. I'm extremely skeptical about the whole online concept, I mean how are you supossed to catch someones attention you've never met and keep it just through email, but whatever, I'll try. Wow this sounds extremely boring, lol, but if you feel ya wanna get to know me anyway I'm looking for something serious and commited, and hopefully find someone I'd like to seetle down with. I love kids, and perfer actually women with children..