Plenty of Fish? Really? Ok, I'm giving this online format a try to see if there are any beautiful women who don't bore me. I'll know right away if you're the one -- I have a very strong sense of intuition and smell.

My new hobby is reading micro expressions so don't even try the fake laughter or I'll know. Another hobby is discovering the secrets and truths of the universe and living them with a flourish. I guess online dating is a part of that.

I know the perfect place for the first date but I don't want to post it here or everyone else would start going there...