So... people will read both my message and my profile before deciding if they should write back to me huh?

Make it easier on both of us. If I'm dumb enough to send out an email, just delete it unread. Save you a step instead of doing a read/deleted. Wouldn't want anyone to get a repetitive stress injury going through the trouble of reading all the emails from the 'undesireables' like myself.

The forums entertain me. I think I'll stick to them for now.

"good guy"
"looking to make friends"
"romantic"
"gentleman"

I call bull$h!t on those self descriptions. Maybe some of you need to look the terms up in a dictionary before using them.

If you are asking yourself "Bitter much?"... the answer is... Nope, just tired of the hypocrisy.

Yes, I am a b!tch. An official card carrying heartless b!tch. Member number 6602

I have a character minimum on initial emails. 50 characters really isn't that much to type. Use your imagination to come up with something other than ////// to get the count up. Creativity is appreciated, stupidity is mocked.

'Friends' does NOT mean 'Friends With Benefits'. If that's the only type of friend you are looking for, you won't find it here.

Really, I'm undateable. I'm not playing 'hard to get'. I enjoy chatting with people. I just don't see the need to complicate anyone else's life at this point in time.
I have three boys that are with me 99% of the time. All three are involved in scouts. That alone leaves me with very little 'me time'. So I'm going to be even pickier about who that is spent with.

I don't smoke, and don't like being around it. I'm not 420 friendly by any means. I have a low bull$h!t tolerance level. I have a soft spot for animals.

A brother in law asked me if I was running a "Hospice for Dogs". I took in another old dog with health issues in October. She is 14 years old and her owners turned her in to the shelter. They didn't have the heart to put her down because she was so sweet. I didn't have the heart to let her live in the shelter miserable. Now that she has the proper medical care she is much perkier and happier.

I do my best to spoil those I care about... animal and human. But the animals I've taken care of have never hurt me the way the people have.

I'd leave my three young kids all by themselves. So I can go meet you spur of the moment for an IE in the back seat of your primer grey and Bondo'd late seventies b!tchin' Camaro, complete with self tinted windows. The bubbles add to the effect. Where I would give you the best blow job you've had in your life. I wouldn't want to stay and get to know you... so I'd get the hell out as soon as you got your needs met. I'd say 'call me', but I really don't want to hear from you again. I just want to test my luck in staying disease free.

Really... being a responsible parent and living a respectable life is sooo overrated.

If you read that thinking... "Yeah Buddy!!"
Go ask someone for a quarter to buy yourself a clue... it's called sarcasm.