Anti Shirt Association
A group of men who don’t believe in the moral obligation towards their fellow citizens to wear a shirt during the summer months. ASA members narcissistically walk around town thinking that the female populace surrounding them has just been waiting to be exposed to hairy backs and beer bellies. The ASA is most prominent on the North American continent, but their splinter cells are feared equally all over the western world.

Theory of Weight Relativity
In cyberspace, body weight becomes relative (especially on dating websites). What may be considered “huge” or “fat” in the real world, suddenly becomes “a few extra pounds” or “average” respectively. If you’re actually “average” according to BMI, you will have to content with all the other “average” people, so you should probably say you’re “athletic” or “slim” in order to introduce some balance to the universe.

Involuntary Existentialism
A lifestyle where one is living below the poverty line but makes it look like a chic artistic existence, creating a philosophy of simplicity and unpretentious “style” for the purpose of covering up an apparent lack of spending power.

Preemptive Testosterone Release Strategy
A technique applied before going on a first date, ensuring appropriate blood flow to the upper head for the purpose of keeping a males brain from being preoccupied with the reproductive process.

Testiclemonial
A Testiclemonial is some weird dude testimonial on your profile, indicating that a first date clearly ended with the phrase "let's just be friends"; a decision typically made by the "lucky" receiver of the Testiclemonial, very much to the dismay of the individual authoring the Testiclemonial. The Testiclemonial includes flattering and slightly pathetic remarks about the subject of desire, often combined with hilarious threats of physical harm towards anyone who should ever "hurt the feelings of this amazing girl".
Surely, we can't help but recognize traces of ill founded envy towards men who like to prepare for first dates by having a shower and not wearing stone washed jeans.
At times, the Testiclemonial may also show clear indications of sexual intercourse between you and the "Testifier", which is even weirder.

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