It seems my cleverness doesnt extend to writing about myself. but i honestly am one of the funniest people you will ever meet, but its the quick wit observational type humor, so if it isnt funny, then you just didnt get it :P I live a pretty basic though unusual life, being self employed (and i dont mean self employed as in a bunch of guys with no talent and laziness have ruined the term, i actually own a business) It gives me the freedom to work from anywhere, so I get to travel a lot which is nice. I don't really have a type, if we connect we connect, mainly I just want a girl to teach me how you guys take that picture you take of yourselves where you hold the camera as high as you can over your head so that its looking down on you....I just can't do it.

My interests are too many to list, I like pretty much all kinds of music, anything from classical to hip hop and pretty much everything in between, love music. love sports, playing and watching, LOVE TO TRAVEL. I really like to cook. I make the best spaghetti and I'm pretty good at making cereal and chicken but not much else, but my cereal and chicken are good too!
I have two daughters...11 and 4, so if you dont like kids, thats messed up, because my girls are awesome and they like you....what gives? they are cool as hell, never complain, maybe they arent the problem....maybe its you. just sayin.
I don't like people who judge other people, or while we are on the subject of judges, people who think paula is the smartest judge on american idol. In all honesty I'm a pretty average guy with flaws like anyone else, but i have an above average sense of humor (my jokes translate better in person, i promise :). So if you like what youve read (or options are thin) message me, I promise I'll write back, because I like you, I think youre nice, we seem to connect well, even if its just in a friendly way :) and its okay if you dont like football like you say you do, you dont even have to pretend with me (if all the women on here that say they do like football really do then about 90 percent of the nfl's fans are female, which seems kind of off)

so if you want to chat, or talk online, or text or whatever, hit me up. just looking for a friend first, no expectations, i know it seems weird, but dating has been kinda awful, i dont think im doing it right lol.

just....hang :P