1) hobbies-anything active, outdoors, beach, making fun of others

, Letting loose

, humping

(i just saw this cartoon and thought it looked funny so I thought of something to use it)
2) goals are to grow my business
3) I'm Quick witted, you can't embarass me, I'm respectful, but entertaining.
4) I'm confident but don't need goofy trends to help portray it.
5) Im easy going with others (not so much with my own goals), positive, and understanding.
Sometimes I like to live life on the edge. Just the other day I turned on the A/C when my gas light was on.
I like messing with peoples minds. I like to challenge the unwritten rules just to keep people off balance.
Favorite quote: I'd rather be imperfect at something, than perfect at nothing.

Pet Peeves:
Unlogical people (stupid people) Example: People that try to get a close parking spot at the gym. They're about to go an hour on the treadmill, what's another hundred feet.
Uncredible critics. but credible people usually don't criticize, so maybe any critics.
Pointless request. Example: Girls that say they're not into games on their profile. 90% of girls write it, but isn't that obvious? Does it really stop someone from messaging you? Should I request a girl that won't cheat?
Another of my favorites: when girls write, "if your a liar then don't bother". So basically you're asking a liar to be honest about his lying. That makes sense. Good luck with that. My guess is that he'll tell you he's a caring honest man, and you'll go out with him.
*FINALLY*
If i had a million dollars: I'd buy a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Probably dinner at my parents house so you can meet them. I value their opinion and want to see if they approve.