Fun Loving Dad (with 14 yr old son). Seeks Like Minded Gal(kids, no kids, pets, no pets). To Ride off into the Sunset Together(ok smog makes great sunsets over NJ).

These descriptions are all the same!! So I will dispell some guy profile myths to humor you:

No (heterosexual)guy actually likes Broadway or figure skating
No guy is actually 5' 11" or 6' tall that is code for 5' 9"
No single guy is a great cook because if he was, he would married.
Playing Madden Football does not give you an athletic body
A never married guy with no kids at 45 will be a never married guy with no kids at 75
If he is really broken you can't fix him!!