"I love good clothes, fast cars, and you what else is there to know"

- Johnny Depp as Dillinger. This quote says it best, I enjoy his view on life.

I've always wanted to write an autobiography. I feel I have a story to tell (who doesn't). However, after trying to fill in these little boxes with essentially irrelevant information about myself, I'm considering scrapping that idea entirely and just living out my days on a sea raft and drinking home brewed ocean moonshine until I die unremembered.

I'll make this easy. I'm the type of guy who genuinely finds every type of person interesting.

PS: I will argue that sarcastical is, in fact, a word (and lose).


I'll get real for a second ("If you say real talk, I prolly won't trust ya.." -- Andre 3000). For 4 years i served in the USMC, I ran a small, online distribution company ( i will never tell you what I distributed, just know that it was 100% legal in certain states). I learned a lot, but I felt I needed to return to school.

Right now I'm working for directv . I am a couple classes away from getting a Business degree, then will take some time of and cram for the LSAT, I am extremely ambitious, and would love a JD.

But I'm still really looking forward to retiring on that sea raft, or opening a bar in acapaulco...

- I am a highly skilled pillow fighter
- I can talk to animals (they rarely respond)
- Grocery store sushi is my only weakness
- I'm wildly spontaneous, people either love or hate this about me.
- Dialing random peoples' phone numbers with my ass on accident at 3AM in the morning.

I can also make a mean hamburger.

Music - I can handle anything, i am currently listening to alot of the doors/ Led Zep/ Green day.

Books - any book that is in mp3 format.. who didn't like getting told stories to fall asleep.

I like women who have an artistic side, interested in people and culture, adventurous, open to new experiences and have their own opinions and ideas about things. I don't take myself too seriously, sense of humor is a must.

but hey, What kind of elitist sh*tis this? Message me if you want to, and I'll be sure to do the same.

add me on facebook if you'd like, eddie01x1@yahoo.com..