First of all, I have 2 boys that I spend most of my time with. They actually live with they're mother (no, her and I are not together at all) but I see THEM 5 days a week. I just wanted to get that out early.

Still reading this? Ok, cool. I love people's faults. Scars tell stories. There's nothing sexier than someone who's just a little bit off, if you know what I mean. Think about it, have you ever met someone that was just perfect, flawless, "Oh my God, isn't he wonderful!?" only to find Phnom Penh like numbers of skeletons in his closet. Yeah. Now, I'm not looking for a 'War and Peace' size list of faults with you, like, "Hi, my name is Trixie and I'm a married mother of 15, father of 4. I have 2 homes, one in Mayview, one in Levinworth, with a window. I'm 3'6" 450 lbs. and enjoy horseback riding, water skiing, and turning the lights on and off 3 times before I open the fridge. Some of my hobbies include: skinning cats, picking toe jam, farts, angel dust, sherm , Columbus Day, and the Steelers. Let's eat cheese together. Bye for now!"

But it is our faults that make us unique and interesting, fun and exciting. And sexy! So i say let them show!

I can go on and on, but for now I'll tell you one of my faults is that I'm honest and shallow. (Ok 2 faults) "What, you just said that you love my faults, how can you be shallow?" Sorry, I'm honest too. For me, physical attraction is first and foremost. Without it we're just friends. I have a lot of friends, what I don't have is a date. That's why I'm here.

So, if you'd like to go out sometime, send me a message and I'll get back to you. I look forward to seeing you're crooked tooth or long second toe, you're scarred knee or the zit on your back, you're red hair or green eyes. Whatever it is that makes you, you.