Hobbies:

Listening to music, cooking, watching movies, and trying to stop my dog from eating whatever shiny (and increasingly disgusting) thing he just picked up on the sidewalk.

Really, all the time I'm not at work is just spent trying to tire out the fuzzy little idiot. Someone once told me that a tired puppy is a good puppy, but I'm not sure how they came to that conclusion, since I can never seem to reach the point where he's tired before I am.

Oh, and I guess I do housework. Mostly because no matter how hard I try, I cannot seem to get the dishes to wash themselves. Which is absolute crap. I mean, this is the future, right? Weren't we supposed to have a robot do this for us by now?

The rest of this is just to shut that stupid minimum description up. Oop, ended with a preposition.