First off, first and foremost, you should all know that i am a lesbian-loud and proud...but i usually get along best with bisexual women. If you are one of these church ladies,you should probably keep it moving.I am very interested in the female anatomy, or more specifically, the vagina. If you think you may have a world class vagina, i will be more than happy to inspect it and certify it with my patent pending world class vagina certificate.

Please note i am not interested in getting to know you personally, any of your interests,likes, frequent activities, hobbies, goals or aspirations-simply your vagina.

I really get a kick out of you guys writing your life story and everything about the perfect man, his absolute qualities, and unacceptable limitations, prejudices, and so on and so forth...as if that "he" exists?

Ill give you guys some inside secret man information since youve read down this far...youve got to swear not to tell all your girlfriends..."women will fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship....while men will fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm"

keep on keeping on and good luck finding that perfect prince charming romeo casanova type....oh btw in case you are completely retarded or 1/2 mongoloid...im really sarcastic and basically dont give a shiite what anyone thinks...accept those who i care about(who id give anything for) or that 1 special women out there that can truly "get"me.

love peace and chiken grease!ciao.

first id pick you up in the maserati(or the bentley-not sure which)take you to the local mall;following you closely, buying anything your heart desires with my amex black card, all the while praising your beauty with poetic witicisms....than we hit your favorite restaurant and i amaze you with my intellect and worldy knowledge....after which the private jet takes us for a sunset flight to the beachhouse in key west while we crack a bottle of cristal....OR realistically we can have a coffee and chat.