I'm sort of taking a breather from this site. i check my mail regularly but i havent responded to many, if any of my messages, so my apologies if you have written me. dont be discouraged, i might get back to you in a while....

Yes, I know this seems like a long profile, but it's worth the read. I'm fairly entertaining and I don't sound like Ben Stein. ya know, monotonous...

Also- dont get all pissy if i dont agree to meeting you after exchanging like 3 emails... seriously? i have gotten enough messages to know that you can still be full of sh!t in 3 emails. im a little more selective than that. dont like it? move the *F* along...

alrighty, long story short: I'm looking to just meet some friendly people. I enjoy making friends of both genders but seem to be much more picky about the women i encounter. I'm not a fan of most women lol. I don't prefer to hang out with those who smoke but if you're super extra cool, i might make an exception. Also, i find that i have very little in common with guys around my age. We are generally just not in the same place in life so unless you're very mature (but obviously still able to be silly/goofy), we probably wouldn't get along.

if you choose to message me, i don't want your phone number. and i don't respond positively to "you're hot", "whats poppin ma", and/or any other lame BS that makes you look and sound like a complete douche canoe.

I'm friendly and i have a very bubbly/cheerleader personality (minus the head of air and valley-girl accent). its rare i meet a person who doesn't enjoy my friendship or company. I'm a hot commodity. lol just kidding. I'm a silly girl, i like to laugh and have a good time. i can also be very sarcastic. its just my brand of humor! i love good conversation and shooting the sh*t just like any other person. I'm random and its fun for me. i need someone who is on my same level of hilarity or at least gets my jokes and can reciprocate all-the-same.

I'm open-minded and am not looking for anything specific. like i said, a friend is great for now. I would however, hope to eventually be in a relationship that other people envy. i do strongly desire to have that one person who you can really make a life with. I know he's out there...

Moving on from the mushy crap...
i love all kinds of music and love movies and can watch or listen to just about anything. I'm a little bit nerdy/techy. i like computers and some video games and technology in general. i like when people can teach me new things about this kinda stuff or those who can talk nerdy to me. if you know some "internetz nerd-speak" then we will probably get along. Also, I have seen some pretty messed up crap on the internet and to be honest, i am very entertained by this stuff. if it grosses me out or makes me cringe, i probably wanna see it, just to say i did. lol

i eat fairly healthy but I'm not a freak about it. i appreciate the benefits and results of exercise/fitness and i love being active and participating in sports and outdoor activities. I'm not a girlie-girl but i clean up nice. I like to get my hands dirty but i also kinda freak out a little if i break a nail. =P

intellect/intelligence is VERY important to me. I'm looking to befriend someone mature but who also knows how to be silly and goofy. your intelligence and sense of humor will take you a long way with me.

on the flip side of my being intellectual is the fact that i basically have more of a trucker's mouth than that of a prim and proper lady. (However, I am extremely polite and courteous if meeting someone's parents etc. Families generally love me!) Anyways, this is just who i am. i call it like i see it, though i try to use tact. I'm not changing myself for you because i actually like who i am; "what you see is what you get." I'm no different talking to you via email, IM, phone, or text than i am in person. its all the same.

*YOU MUST HAVE A GOOD GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE*
with this, i mostly mean that you don't sound like a complete R-tard when trying to communicate. you dont speak like a redneck and you generally know which words are to be used in which correct places in sentences. sounding like Yoda is not a plus... if you just suck at spelling and grammar, at least proofread or use a spell check! not trying to be snooty but if you cant hold intelligent conversations or you write like you're in 7th grade, we wont get along =)

**OK, seriously... why do guys have to post like 4 pictures of themselves with no shirt on? if you're not in a pool or on the beach, you look like a superficial and brainless tool-bag. how vain are you people? its nice to appreciate and like your appearance but leave something to the imagination- lol! not all women think that that sh*t is appealing, or a testament to why we should contact you...or why we would want YOU to contact us. Just an FYI.**

you don't need to impress me on a first date. in fact, I'm not even sure i want a "date" per se. i would be fine going dutch (though that's not to say i wouldn't let you pay if you insisted) Oh, and if you're actually ASKING me out somewhere, yea that's me expecting that you ARE paying...

courtesy and politeness are important however. anything where we can talk and just be ourselves is a great idea. i just wanna know about a person, I'm not trying to fall in love with you. at least not now, though im open minded =)

I feel like i need to give a small lesson in grammar/spelling for my largest pet peeves. the difference between the spelling and meanings of a few words.
Here we go:
"your" vs "you're": "Your" implies ownership to something. It implies possession. (i love your hair. is that your baby?)
Whereas, "You're" is the mesh of the two words "YOU ARE" (aka a contraction.) (Omg, you're such a dork! hope you're having a great night.)

"There" vs "They're" vs "their" :
ok, "there" is a location, or a place. (did you go there last week? There is no place like home.)
"they're" is a contraction combining "THEY ARE" (I can't believe they're going to that party. They're a bunch of hoodlums)
"their" is again, implying ownership or possession. (that is their pool. i wonder if their parents are home.)

"Its" vs "It's" : this seems so easy once you know what a contraction is... "it's" is a contraction "IT IS/IT HAS" (omg, it's one in the morning! it's been a wonderful evening.)
"its" again is implying ownership or possession. (The bird is flying to its nest. The dog ate its food.)

In any case, I don't expect perfection but at least think about what YOU'RE saying in YOUR messages. hehe :)




PS. if you got this far, i commend you. i am actually NOT this much of a B*tch, I just come off that way on here for some reason... LOL
truthfully, im just a very sweet and loving girl, and if you find your way into my life, you'll get that from me tenfold.